Of course, once you live in this magical cat playground, nobody's house is going to be able to top it.
If you see a black and white cat staring at the wall, don't worry, he's not catatonic. He just really misses Mike, whose office is on the other side. He's not allowed in the office, so pick him up and give him some love. He'll feel better.
Ok, the sign did not actually say "catatonic"--but come on, serious missed pun opportunity there.
Also, just the fact that this sign had to exist is seriously adorable. Just look at him: so full of devotion and yearning that his little cat heart might explode.
That said, ice cream is still delicious, and cats are still cute--scheduled or not.